Twelve Crazy Mommy Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

A super duper cranky baby!

On the second day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the third day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the fourth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the fifth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the sixth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the seventh day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Seven temper tantrums,

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the eighth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Eight loads of laundry,

Seven temper tantrums,

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the ninth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Nine sleepless nights,

Eight loads of laundry,

Seven temper tantrums,

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the tenth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Ten sticky messes,

Nine sleepless nights,

Eight loads of laundry,

Seven temper tantrums,

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Eleven gray hairs and counting,

Ten sticky messes,

Nine sleepless nights,

Eight loads of laundry,

Seven temper tantrums,

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My crazy family sent to me:

Twelve (thousand) toys on the floor,

Eleven gray hairs and counting,

Ten sticky messes,

Nine sleepless nights,

Eight loads of laundry,

Seven temper tantrums,

Six cups of coffee,

Five poopy diapers,

Four days without a shower,

Three midnight feedings,

Two crazy girls,

And a super duper cranky baby!